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I had some weird dreams last night. I can't remember much of one, but after much weirdness and frustrating stuff, I was sitting cross-legged in the grass, and for some reason Ashton Kutcher comes running up and farts in my face. (Like Dad did last time I was home. I hit him and he giggled and ran. So mature. *frown*) So anyway, in my dream Ashton ( Read more... )

So my stupid ISP/phone co. got my order wrong and just cut off my phone and internet. Stupid !@#%^&*s!!!! And then they tell me they won't send someone out for a week to reconnect me =:O What?! What am I supposed to do here?!!! Play with sticks? I have no tv, no nothing. So I read the books on performing exorcisms my friend sent me. Yeah, that ( Read more... )

So this woman comes to check everyone at work's blood pressure, part of our stoopid "wellness program", aka obamataxbreak. She takes mine three times. I was starting to wonder what was going on ( Read more... )

So I went to the podiatrist yesterday morning, zombie-like from lack of sleep (darn thunderstorms). I had obsessively manicured my feet the night before because I was super self conscious about someone touching my feet ( Read more... )